Watch: Creepy Uncle Joe Tries To Make His Own Version Of MAGA. It’s Not Working.

(Tea Party PAC) – Get your own slogan, Joe!

You know this guy is a total hack when he can’t even come up with a unique promise for America.

This dude has been in Washington for decades and is the very opposite of the salt-of-the-earth, blue collar, working class hero he’s being packaged as.

He’s the opposite of a President who will drain the swamp.

He is the swamp.

So how can anyone who has been part of the status quo for four decades promise to change things in Washington?

He served as part of an administration that made things worse than they’d been in recent memory.

During his first campaign stop in New Hampshire this week, Biden promised to…make America great again, using a message that sounds like the bargain-basement version of Trump’s winning MAGA message.

Only it’s a lot less promising and a lot more boring coming from this washed-up establishment hack.

Speaking at a pizza restaurant in Hampton (he’s just like us! He eats pizza! How original!) Biden delivered a positively boring speech about why he’s running and what he plans to do and let me tell you, with a man sitting in the White House who has brought us record-low unemployment, a booming economy, and successful games of hardball with our economic rivals, it falls very flat.

“The situation is that I’m running three reasons,” Biden says.

“I wanna restore the soul of this country and secondly and I wanna quite frankly rebuild the backbone of this country…the middle class, and thirdly what I want to do is…unite the country,” Biden said.

Much like his campaign announcement video, Biden is basically ripping off the MAGA message, and his desperation and lack of fresh ideas show.

This is at least a step up from his declaration that he wanted to make America “straight” again, which he said while speaking to reporters following his campaign launch video.

In April, Biden launched his official campaign after months of speculation if he would be throwing his hat in the ring.

“We are in the battle for the soul of this nation,” he declared.

“If we give Donald Trump eight years in the White House, he will forever and fundamentally alter the character of this nation,” he continued. “Who we are. And I cannot stand by and watch that happen.”

“Everything that has made America America is at stake,” he also said. “That’s why today I’m announcing my candidacy for president of the United States.”

“We have to remember who we are. This is America,” he said.

It sure is, Biden. And unfortunately, despite having literally no record in politics before running for office, Trump has already done more for this country than you could ever dream of.